Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Meet Joe Black

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Genres: Drama | Fantasy | Mystery | Romance
Actors: Pitt, Brad | Hopkins, Anthony | Forlani, Claire | Weber, Jake | Harden, Marcia Gay | Tambor, Jeffrey | Howard, David S. | Kelly-Miller, Lois | St. John, Jahnni | Clarke, Richard | Burke, Marylouise | Kagan, Diane | Squibb, June | Canfield, Gene | Hevner, Suzanne
Directors: Brest, Martin
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Bill Parrish, media tycoon, loving father and still a human being, is about to celebrate his 65th birthday. One morning, he is contacted by the Inevitable - by hallucination, as he thinks. Later, Death itself enters his home and his life, personified in a man’s body: Joe Black has arrived. His intention was to take Bill with him, but accidentally, Joe’s former host and Bills beautiful daughter Susan have already met. Joe begins to develop certain interest in life on earth as well as in Susan, who has no clue who she’s flirting with.

Rock, The

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Genres: Action | Adventure | Thriller
Actors: Connery, Sean | Cage, Nicolas | Harris, Ed | Spencer, John | Morse, David | Forsythe, William | Biehn, Michael | Marcil, Vanessa | McGinley, John C. | Sporleder, Gregory | Todd, Tony | Woodbine, Bokeem | Maniaci, Jim | Collins, Greg | Kelly, Brendan
Directors: Bay, Michael
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Stanley Goodspeed, who lives in Washington D.C., is a biochemist who works for the FBI. Soon after his fiancĂ©e Carla Pestalozzi announces that she is pregnant, Stanley gets a call from FBI director James Womack. Womack tells Stanley that San Francisco’s Alcatraz Island has been taken hostage, along with 81 tourists, by marine General Francis Xavier Hummel, who, for years, has been protesting the government’s refusal to pay benefits to families of war veterans who died during covert military operations. The death of his wife Barbara Hummel on March 9, 1995 drove General Hummel over the edge, and now he’s holding hostages in order to get his point across. Stanley is needed because General Himmel has stolen some VX gas warheads and has announced that he will launch them onto San Francisco unless his demands are met. Stanley knows how to disarm the bombs, but Stanley needs someone who knows Alcatraz well enough to get him inside. That man is former British intelligence agent John Patrick Mason, who has been in prison for the past 30 years without a trial because he was accused of stealing the private files of J. Edgar Hoover. In 1962, John became the only inmate ever to escape from Alcatraz, and he stayed out of Alcatraz long enough to father a daughter named Jade Angelou. Despite his extreme hatred of the FBI, John agrees to help Stanley. When John and Stanley are sent into Alcatraz with a Navy SEAL team, General Hummel’s men kill the entire SEAL team, leaving Stanley and John to work on their own to rescue the hostages.

Christmas Vacation

Sunday, December 9th, 2007
Genres: Comedy
Actors: Chase, Chevy | D'Angelo, Beverly | Lewis, Juliette | Galecki, Johnny | Randolph, John | Ladd, Diane | Marshall, E.G. | Roberts, Doris | Quaid, Randy | Flynn, Miriam | Burger, Cody | Latzen, Ellen Hamilton | Hickey, William | Questel, Mae | McMurray, Sam
Directors: Chechik, Jeremiah S.
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It’s Christmas time - Clark decided to invite all the family to have ‘the most fun-filled old-fashioned family Christmas’, which nobody shall ever forget. When the first relatives arrive, Clark soon flees on the roof to rig the lighting. The one thing the loving father wants to surprise the whole family with is the installation of a pool, which he already ordered. Unfortunately, the bonus check Clark expects any minute is overdue - and tempers rise, but not only because of the check. A big event is the arrival of uninvited cousin Eddie with his family in their mobile home, as well as a little sledding afternoon with a new lubricant from Clark’s company, or his shifting relationship with the very hip and clean neighbours. Cousin Eddie chooses to top off all presents with his very own special creation, only intending to deliver a real reason to be jolly.

Layer Cake

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Genres: Crime | Drama | Thriller
Actors: Craig, Daniel | Hardy, Tom | Foreman, Jamie | Hawkins, Sally | Gorman, Burn | Harris, George | Hassan, Tamer | Meaney, Colm | Iures, Marcel | Magee, Francis | Andreas, Dimitri | Cranham, Kenneth | Tubbs, Garry | Lunghi, Nathalie | Benoit, Marvin
Directors: Vaughn, Matthew
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A successful cocaine dealer, who has earned a respected place among England’s Mafia elite, plans an early retirement from the business. However, big boss Jimmy Price hands down a tough assignment: find Charlotte Ryder, the missing rich princess daughter of Jimmy’s old pal Edward, a powerful construction business player and gossip papers socialite. Complicating matters are two million pounds’ worth of Grade A ecstasy, a brutal neo-Nazi sect and a whole series of double crossings. The title “LAYER CAKE” refers to the layers or levels anyone in business goes through in rising to the top. What is revealed is a modern underworld where the rules have changed. There are no ‘codes’, or ‘families’ and respect lasts as long as a line. Not knowing who he can trust, he has to use all his ’savvy’, ‘telling’ and skills which make him one of the best, to escape his own. The ultimate last job, a love interest called Tammy, and an international drug ring threaten to draw him back into the ‘cake mix’. But, time is running out and the penalty will endure a lifetime..

Simpsons Movie, The

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Genres: Animation | Comedy
Actors: Castellaneta, Dan | Kavner, Julie | Cartwright, Nancy | Smith, Yeardley | Azaria, Hank | Shearer, Harry | Brooks, Albert | Grammer, Kelsey | Mantegna, Joe | Wiedergott, Karl | Brockovich-Ellis, Erin | Driver, Minnie | Hayden, Pamela | Tress MacNeille | Roswell, Maggie
Directors: Silverman, David
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Homer adopts a pig who’s run away from Krusty Burger after Krusty tried to have him slaughtered, naming the pig “Spider Pig.” At the same time, the lake is protected after the audience sink the barge Green Day are on with garbage after they mention the environment. Meanwhile, Spider Pig’s waste has filled up a silo in just 2 days, apparently with Homer’s help. Homer can’t get to the dump quickly so dumps the silo in the lake, polluting it. Russ Cargill, the villainous boss of the EPA, gives Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 options, forcing him to choose 4 (which is, unfortunately, to destroy Springfield) and putting a dome over Springfield to prevent evacuation. Homer, however, has escaped, along with his family. Can he stop the evil Cargill from annihilating his home town, and his family, who have been forced to return to Springfield?

Night at the Museum

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Genres: Action | Adventure | Comedy | Family | Fantasy
Actors: Stiller, Ben | Gugino, Carla | Van Dyke, Dick | Rooney, Mickey | Cobbs, Bill | Cherry, Jake | Gervais, Ricky | Williams, Robin | Raver, Kim | Gallagher, Patrick | Malek, Rami | Favino, Pierfrancesco | Murphy, Charles Q. | Coogan, Steve | Peck, Mizuo
Directors: Levy, Shawn
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In New York, the unemployed divorced Larry Daley is a complete loser. His son Nick is very disappointed with his father that is gong to be evicted, and Larry accepts the job of night watchman in the Museum of Natural History as the substituted for three old security guards that have just retired to raise some money and pay his bills. In his first nightshift, Larry realizes that everything at the museum comes to life at night. The Museum transforms in a complete chaos with the inexperienced Larry, and he learns that since an old Egyptian stone came to the Museum in 1950, the was statues comes to life until dawn. When Larry brings his son to spend a night with him, the three old guards break in the Museum to stole the magic stone. Larry organizes the historic characters to help him to arrest the criminals and save the museum.

Blast from the Past

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Drama | Romance
Actors: Fraser, Brendan | Silverstone, Alicia | Walken, Christopher | Spacek, Sissy | Foley, Dave | Slotnick, Joey | Raoul, Dale | Tank, Hayden | Smith, Douglas | Sparks, Ryan | Yesso, Don | Thomson, Scott | Kairys, Ted | Linn, Rex | Mace, Cynthia
Directors: Wilson, Hugh
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Brandon Fraser is Adam Weber, the child of an eccentric inventor and his wife. Following a bomb scare in the 1960s that locked the Webers in their bomb shelter for 35 years, Adam Weber must venture out into Los Angeles and obtain food and supplies for his family, and a non-mutant wife for himself. He meets Eve (Alicia Silverstone), who reluctantly agrees to help him out.

Kiss of the Dragon

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Genres: Action | Crime | Drama | Thriller
Actors: Li, Jet | Fonda, Bridget | Karyo, Tchéky | Young, Ric | Ryan, Max | Kwouk, Burt | Laurence, Ashley | Raffaelli, Cyril | Azoulay, Didier | Forgeham, John | Barrett, Paul | Prince, Colin | Glo, Vincent | Wong, Vincent | Kentaro
Directors: Nahon, Chris
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Liu Jian, a police officer from China, comes to Paris to help the vice squad apprehend a Chinese drug lord and his unknown French connection. The French connection is Richard, the head of the vice squad, who intends to kill the drug lord then frame Jian. Jian ducks a bullet and escapes with a tape of what really happened. By chance, Jian turns to Jessica - a US farm girl who is one of Richard’s hookers - for help. She has her own problems, including the fact that Richard has her daughter locked in an orphanage to keep Jessica on the streets and silent about his activities. Can Jian protect Jessica, rescue her daughter, and give Richard the kiss of the dragon?

Young Guns

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Genres: Action | Crime | Drama | Thriller | Western
Actors: Estevez, Emilio | Sutherland, Kiefer | Phillips, Lou Diamond | Sheen, Charlie | Mulroney, Dermot | Siemaszko, Casey | Stamp, Terence | Palance, Jack | O'Quinn, Terry | Thomas, Sharon | Blake, Geoffrey | Carter, Alice | Keith, Brian | Callaway, Thomas | Wayne, Patrick
Directors: Cain, Christopher
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1878 in New Mexico: John Tunstall picks up young gun men from the road to have them work on his ranch, but also to teach them reading and to civilize them. However he’s a thorn in the side of the rich rancher Murphy, as he’s a competitor in selling cattle. One day he’s shot by Murphy’s men. Judge Wilson can’t do anything, since Sheriff Brady is one of Murphy’s men. But attorney Alex persuades him to constitute Tunstall’s young friends to Deputies and give them warrants of arrest for the murderers. Instead of arresting them, William Bonney just shoots them down. Soon the 5 guys become famous and William gets the name “Billie the Kid” - but they’re also chased by dozens of Murphy’s men and the army. The people however honor him as fighter for justice.

Slither

Monday, October 1st, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
Actors: Fillion, Nathan | Banks, Elizabeth | Henry, Gregg | Rooker, Michael | Thompson, Don | Saulnier, Tania | Radley, Xantha | Milligan, Dustin | Sutherland, Haig | Copping, Jennifer | Ludwig, Zak | Kirkpatrick, Kathryn | James, Brenda | Gale, Lorena | Anderson, Bart
Directors: Gunn, James
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In this blend of the B movie classic The Blob (1958) and some Romero’s zombies film, a meteorite collides in a small town. Grant finds it, and is infected by a parasite worm, which installs in his brain and causes him a creepy transformation into a monster. Starla, his wife, and Bill, a policeman, will try to stop him and the plague of worms generated by the creature.