Posts Tagged ‘hit-in-crotch’

Undercover Brother

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Genres: Action | Comedy
Actors: Griffin, Eddie | Kattan, Chris | Richards, Denise | Ellis, Aunjanue | Chappelle, Dave | McBride, Chi | Harris, Neil Patrick | Williams, Gary Anthony | Williams, Billy Dee | Noseworthy, Jack | Trumbull, Robert | Hall, J.D. | Taylor, William B. | MacDonald, Shauna | Pardo, Ron
Directors: Lee, Malcolm D.
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An Afro-American organization, the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D., is in permanent fight against a white organization, The Man, defending the values of the black people in North America. When the Afro-American candidate Gen. Warren Boutwell (Billy Dee Williams) has a weird behavior in his presidential campaign, the Undercover Brother (Eddie Griffin) is hired to work undercover in the white organization and find what happened with the potential candidate.

Dead Man on Campus

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Genres: Comedy
Actors: Scott, Tom Everett | Gosselaar, Mark-Paul | Montgomery, Poppy | Munro, Lochlyn | Pearlstein, Randy | Page, Corey | Malil, Shelley | Hannigan, Alyson | Morrow, Mari | Ruby, Dave | Carapezza, Mark | Tarpley, Jeff | Segel, Jason | Cardellini, Linda | Egan, Aeryk
Directors: Cohn, Alan
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Two students, one, a slacker, and the other, a student on scholarship, find out in their college’s charter that if your roomate commits suicide, you get straight As for your grief. They then go looking for the perfect roomate when the student on scholarship starts to fail his classes.

Twelve Monkeys

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Genres: Drama | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Actors: Melito, Joseph | Willis, Bruce | Seda, Jon | Chance, Michael | Campbell, Vernon | Walls, H. Michael | Adrian, Bob | Jones, Simon | Florence, Carol | Raymond, Bill | Abuba, Ernest | St. Paule, Irma | Stowe, Madeleine | Perillo, Joey | Kirkpatrick, Bruce | Pitt, Brad | Plummer, Christopher
Directors: Gilliam, Terry
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An unknown and lethal virus has wiped out five billion people in 1996. Only 1% of the population has survived by the year 2035, and is forced to live underground. A convict (James Cole) reluctantly volunteers to be sent back in time to 1996 to gather information about the origin of the epidemic (who he’s told was spread by a mysterious “Army of the Twelve Monkeys”) and locate the virus before it mutates so that scientists can study it. Unfortunately Cole is mistakenly sent to 1990, six years earlier than expected, and is arrested and locked up in a mental institution, where he meets Dr. Kathryn Railly, a psychiatrist, and Jeffrey Goines, the insane son of a famous scientist and virus expert.

Four Brothers

Sunday, December 9th, 2007
Genres: Action | Crime | Drama | Mystery | Thriller
Actors: Wahlberg, Mark | Gibson, Tyrese | Benjamin, André | Hedlund, Garrett | Howard, Terrence | Charles, Josh | Vergara, Sofía | Flanagan, Fionnula | Ejiofor, Chiwetel | Henson, Taraji P. | Henley, Barry Shabaka | Burks, Jernard | Welsh, Kenneth | Nappo, Tony | Singleton, Shawn
Directors: Singleton, John
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In Detroit, when the beloved citizen Evelyn Mercer is murdered in a store heist, her four dangerous stepsons come to her funeral. Bobby Mercer, Angel Mercer and Jack Mercer join the regenerated ex-union leader Jeremiah Mercer, and they decide to investigate the murder. They disclose that her execution was intentional, and resolve to find the criminals by themselves.

Blades of Glory

Monday, November 12th, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Sport
Actors: Ferrell, Will | Heder, Jon | Arnett, Will | Poehler, Amy | Fischer, Jenna | Fichtner, William | Nelson, Craig T. | Malco, Romany | Swardson, Nick | Hamilton, Scott | Richter, Andy | Lindsay, Greg | Corddry, Rob | Jameson, Nick | Virtue, Tom
Directors: Gordon, Josh
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When rivalry between the world’s best men’s figure skaters - sex addicted, improvisational Chazz Michael Michaels and germophobic, precise Jimmy MacElroy - breaks into a fight on the awards platform, they’re banned from the event for life. Three years later, desire for a gold medal and a careful reading of the rules lead them to compete as skating’s first male-male pair. Can they overcome mutual dislike, limited time to prepare, their coach’s secret past, and the dirty tricks of their main opponents, the Van Waldenberg siblings? The key to victory or defeat may lie in the attraction of the virginal Jimmy toward Katie, the Van Waldenbergs’ little sister.

Casino Royale

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Genres: Action | Adventure | Thriller
Actors: Craig, Daniel | Green, Eva | Mikkelsen, Mads | Dench, Judi | Wright, Jeffrey | Giannini, Giancarlo | Caterina Murino | Abkarian, Simon | De Bankolé, Isaach | Christensen, Jesper | Milicevic, Ivana | Menzies, Tobias | Claudio Santamaria | Foucan, Sebastien | Sinclair, Malcolm
Directors: Campbell, Martin
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James Bond is a seductive British secret agent for M:I-6 who has achieved “007″ status. After trying to capture a criminal in an embassy, by illegally entering the country, 007’s boss ‘M’ is displeased with his efforts and is unsure if he is the right man for the job. As he continues to follow the trail, the trail leads Bond to the Bahmas to corrupt banker Le Chiffre who is funding international terrorists. After seducing Solange, the beautiful wife of criminal Alex Dimitrios. 007 takes part in a card game in Montengro called ‘Casino Royale’ where Le Chiffre plans on raising the prize money for terrorist activities. With help from the beautiful and mysterious British government agent Vesper Lynd who is supplying his betting money, field agent Rene Mathis and Undercover CIA agent Felix Leiter, 007 sets out to thwart the corrupt bankers efforts to raise the money, where if Le Chiffre looses, his organization will collapse. Where 007 must uses his instincts and wits as he also deals with attempts on his life, double agents and finds himself falling in love with Vesper.

Kung fu

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
Genres: Action | Comedy | Crime | Fantasy
Actors: Chow, Stephen | Feng, Xiaogang | Yuen, Wah | Zhi Hua, Dong | Chan, Kwok Kuen | Lam, Chi Chung | Yuen, Qiu | Tin, Kai Man | Jia, Kang Xi | Fung, Stephen | Huang, Sheng Yi | Lam, Suet | Yuen, Cheung-Yan | Chiu, Chi Ling | Xing, Yu
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Set in Canton, China in the 1940s, the story revolves around a hapless wannabe gangster who aspires to become a member of the notorious “Axe Gang.” Other characters include an obnoxious landlady and her apparently frail husband who exhibit extraordinary powers in defending their turf.

Idiocracy

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Genres: Adventure | Comedy | Sci-Fi
Actors: Wilson, Luke | Rudolph, Maya | Shepard, Dax | Campos, Anthony 'Citric' | Herman, David | Castillo, Sonny | McAfee, Kevin | Musgrave, Robert | Melton, Ryan | Long, Justin | Jones, Heath | Muñoz, Eli | Fischler, Patrick | Hunt, Darlene | Ransdell, Ryan
Directors: Judge, Mike
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The purpose of the program set up by the Pentagon, called the “Human Hibernation Project,” is designed so that the military can save their best men for when they’re needed most. According to the officers heading the project, too many times the talents and expensive training of the best pilots and soldiers go to waste during times of peace. So they enlist Bauers (Wilson), the most under-achieving average guy they’ve got, to be the test subject for the initial hibernation experiment. Also participating in the top-secret program is Rita (Rudolph), a prostitute who agreed to take part in exchange for dropping some criminal charges against her, among other things. Of course, the experiment, which was to last only a year, goes under due to the arrest of Officer Collins, who is busted for heading a prostitution ring. Seeing as though he was in charge of the experiment, one of the only ones who knew of its existence, and “due to a lot of top-secret red tape… and the massive scandals and base closure that followed, Joe and Rita were forgotten about.

Flushed Away

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Genres: Animation | Comedy | Family
Actors: Jackman, Hugh | Winslet, Kate | McKellen, Ian | Reno, Jean | Nighy, Bill | Serkis, Andy | Richie, Shane | Burke, Kathy | Suchet, David | Margolyes, Miriam | Rawlinson, Rachel | Duerden, Susan | Richardson, Miles | Motson, John | Weston, Douglas
Directors: Bowers, David
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Roddy is a decidedly upper-crust “society mouse” who lives the life of a beloved pet in a posh Kensington flat. When a sewer rat named Sid comes spewing out of the sink and decides he’s hit the jackpot, Roddy schemes to rid himself of the pest by luring him into the “whirlpool.” Sid may be an ignorant slob, but he’s no fool, so it is Roddy who winds up being flushed away into the bustling sewer world of Ratropolis. There Roddy meets Rita, an enterprising scavenger who works the sewers in her faithful boat, the Jammy Dodger. Roddy immediately wants out, or rather, up; Rita wants to be paid for her trouble; and, speaking of trouble, the villainous Toad—who royally despises all rodents equally, making no distinction between mice and rats—wants them iced … literally. The Toad dispatches his two hapless hench-rats, Spike and Whitey, to get the job done. When they fail, the Toad has no choice but to send to France for his cousin—that dreaded mercenary, Le Frog.

Scary Movie 2

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
Genres: Comedy | Horror
Actors: Faris, Anna | Wayans, Marlon | DeBello, James | Wayans, Shawn | Cross, David | Hall, Regina | Masterson, Christopher | Curry, Tim | Robertson, Kathleen | Elliott, Chris | Woods, James | Richter, Andy | Spelling, Tori | Lyonne, Natasha | Cartwright, Veronica
Directors: Wayans, Keenen Ivory
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Megan Voorhees (Natasha Lyonne), is possessed and two priests, Father McFeely (James Woods) and Father Harris (Andy Richter), must drive the demon out, but the exorcism doesn’t go as planned. A year later, survivors Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), Ray Wilkins (Shawn Wayans), and Shorty (Marlon Wayans) and Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), are at college, trying to forget the incidents that occurred last Halloween. Cindy is falling for Buddy (Christopher Kennedy Masterson), who loves to give wedgies, and Ray is still confused about his sexuality. Professor Oldman (Tim Curry) and his paralyzed assistant, Dwight (David Cross), have decided to do a research study at Hell House, the house where the bad exorcism took place, and disguise it as a sleep disorder study. Chaos starts as soon as Cindy arrives and meets the creepy caretaker (Chris Elliot) with the funny hand. But the house has some deep dark secrets that the group has to solve, even if they are scary or disgusting.